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Assalamualaikum, little peeps..!
there you go, the greatest stalker for the past 3 months has come back, ALIVE..! God, look at my blog... almost a year without update... call me one but I really am a lazy bum, no denial on that...

seriously, neither do I know what have I done this past 3 months.. all I did was stalking and laughing while analyzing other people's rambling.. it's kinda exciting though, to see what these people ramble and shitting about.. no offense, but I see what u did there... u're slowly ruining your life with your completely impossible rambling, in which you're highly convinced that someone will at least give a damn about your life...
again, no offense intended here.. I'm just writing based on what I have stalked before... (=.=)v

let's see... first, Facebook a.k.a muka buku, in which has gained most of my attention lately... u know why.? cos I love to read and doubled over in laughter reading the supposedly misery life experienced by most of the people who claimed themselves as someone that have the most problems of the year.. woops.. I think I've successfully made someone read my previous sentence for the second time, right.? *rolls eyes*
this is the truth... someone is ruining their life, without realizing that they are the one who caused that...

I know u have problems, little peeps... but could u please consider others who might as well suffered a whole lot more difficult problems to start with than yours..? u intended good, by sharing your problems so that u won't end up being an emo, depressed type of person...  but, do u mind.? ur words are sickening me...

I won't mention the name, but there's someone who is acting like a boss in facebook nowadays... no, I don't know how I ended up friending with this person.. but it's a slight blessed I felt inside for friending this person, cause at least I got to know someone who is annoying as hell... and just to mind u, I've met a lot more species that is the same as u..

this person intended good, by publicly writing a status that sometimes get hundreds likes.. congrats.! but I see what u did that, attention-whore.. u're playing with ur own religion.. u're playing with words that u shouldn't play.. u're playing with fire that will someday engulf u completely.. for God's sake, which person is dare enough to play with sunnah Rasulullah.? I might not know much about religion, but please, don't indulge urself in something that may deflect u out from ur religion.. it scares me, to see how youngsters nowadays are daring enough to play with something like this... *shivers*

next.! the heartbroken girl who is craving for attention.... God, the type of person that I couldn't stand with the most... u have ur perfect boyfriend, checked.! u have successfully changed ur status to 'in a relationship', checked.! u have uploaded your photos with him with almost mere centimeters distance, checked.! aww... what a horny cute couple... then he dumped u, for another hot stuff... wootss.. do u know how I danced happily seeing u got dumped..? sorry, my evil side just popped out of nowhere.. (=.=")
then came the flooding status from u, whining and cursing this fellow guy who has dumped u.. so, me, being the greatest stalker I am, readied my popcorn by my side and getting ready to read your endless rambling... *eats popcorn happily while reading* keep it going, my dear, keep it going... I'm listening reading..

after almost an hour reading it, God, how I felt sorry for u... no, it's not because that guy dumped u.. but more to because u're whoring yourself to him... u said he's such a playboy, then why on earth are u dating him.? u said he always treat u wrong when u're together, then why are u being so dumb to give ur fragile heart to him..? then u said all the men are just the same.. oh God, please... spare me that please.. are u saying ur father, brother or even ur grandfather are the same as that bastard..?? how about my role model then, Rasulullah s.a.w..?? He's the greatest man, my dear... u should bear in mind to never choose the wrong guy again...

owh, u know where's the best part is..? someone is claiming to commit suicide because he/she couldn't stand with their problems anymore... they claimed, they're getting enough with this... oohhh... nice one... notify me if u intend to do so... I will get my camera ready and we can record it and then we'll watch it again and again while eating popcorn.. *rolls eyes* just kidding.. I'm not that cruel... well, maybe the popcorn thingy is true.. (=.=")v

ahh.. I should end this.. someone might get offended if I keep my writing... oh, wanna know what fueled me on writing this..? someone just said that I've such a poison tongue... I just wanted to test it out on writing... got problems.?